The Perfect Penis Size Depends On Where You Live

I have a strong feeling that talking about the right size of a penis is something that never seems boring or goes out of style. I don’t know how this can be a good thing for all men out there but this is the reality. People talk about penis size, all of the time. Men are concerned they are too small, and women just enjoy gossips once in a while.

Now, according to a new survey, there is not an ideal penis size. No ladies, 20cm don’t make the ideal size all over the world and I can say the same thing about 12cm. Size depends on where you live! Of course, you might be lucky and have the right length for the country you live in, or you can be very unlucky and live in the wrong place for your Willy. Well, at least moving is easier than changing your penis size, isn’t it?

The Bigger the penis size, the better

Now, before talking about numbers you might find it interesting that men had different answers than women. Well, my friends, when it comes to your penis size women’s expectations are not as high as you think! And that’s great news, isn’t it?
Now, on average, women think that the normal male penis size is 5.5 inches while the ideal one is 6.3. The numbers voted by men are 5.6 and 6.6 inches in this case.
Well, unfortunately for those of you who have one of these sizes and live in Poland, Austria or Italy things are a bit different. In Poland for instance, the average penis size is 6.3 inches and the ideal penis size is 6.9 inches. Austria and Italy follow Poland with tiny differences.

Some Just Don’t Dream Big

While Polish people are overachievers, British citizens have different thoughts regarding both the average and the ideal penis size. So, while the ideal size seems to be 5.5 inches, the average one is just 4.8 inches.
But the UK doesn’t stand alone. Portugal and France are just behind her, so don’t worry about those numbers!

The Size of Your Hammer vs. the Way You Swing It

These numbers are interesting, especially for all men who live wondering if their penis is big enough. However, something very important is how satisfied are women when it comes to penis size, and how much this matters.
Well, according to 67.4 percent of women, penis size is “somewhat important”. At the same time, 21.4 percent consider it “not important” and only a percent of 11.2 women thinks that the size of your penis is “very important”.
Well, if you ask me to interpret these numbers, I can happily say that there are many satisfied women around.
And that’s good news for men all over the world. I can understand that sometimes you are unhappy with your size, and so are many boobless women but it’s OK. You are probably exaggerating and your penis size is normal. So instead of concentrating on your fears, why not enjoy your body? It’s the only one you have! Also, instead of spending time measuring it focus on learning how to swing that naughty hammer of yours!

Are Cute Condoms Really The Key To Safe Sex?

There are condoms for pretty much every occasion in the bedroom. You want to last that little bit longer? You’ve got it, as there are extra thick condoms and some with a numbing lube inside of them to delay your orgasm. Maybe you hope to give her more pleasure? Some condoms have ribs and dots on to help you get her screaming your name. What do these condoms all have in common? They help you to have fun but safe sex.

The issue is that some people feel strange about buying condoms, or they simply don’t like them. To some people, they hate the feel of them on their cocks, and they prefer how sensitive and intense it feels without them. Of course, if you don’t use condoms, you run the risk of catching an STI or an STD… which is definitely not the way you want to end your sex session. Hence why safe sex is so important.
We know we don’t have to tell you how important safe sex is, but there are people out there keen to encourage us to wrap up and have some good clean fun in the bedroom. How are they encouraging us to do this? Well, it seems that cute condoms are the latest trend.

Creating cute condoms

Some people believe that the reason a lot of people don’t enjoy safe sex is because the thought of buying condoms is unappealing. Some people get embarrassed about buying them, while others think that they are so unattractive that they just don’t want to buy them. For years you have been able to buy condoms in different colours, but now, one company is hoping that we will start buying condoms with a difference. They have created condoms that are covered in images of food.
Oops condoms are hoping that, by putting images of food on the condoms, they will make women more interested in buying them. Ye Wu, the lead of the project, said that “in convenience stores, it’s still mostly men who buy [condoms]”, as women are pretty “embarrassed about it”. So, they have made them look cute.
The condoms have a range of designs for you to enjoy. They have everything from cucumbers and kiwis to sushi and cupcakes. Yes, really. You can make your cock look like a giant chocolate cupcake. Why? Well, we aren’t too sure of that one.
Now, this isn’t just a novelty. Launched in Taiwan, with the hope of going international soon, Ye Wu spoke about the reasoning behind condoms covered in food: “Taiwanese people love cute things”, she said, when talking about the fact that a lot of women finding buying condoms embarrassing. “We thought that, if we made cute condoms, we could change that.”

Vegetables as measurements for your cock

It was back in September last year that we first started talking about the fact that food and condoms were starting to mix. The Guan-Hao Pan team decided to tackle one of the big problems facing those buying condoms, and that is the fit.
The fit can lead to a lot of issues in the bedroom… the primary problem being that they can slide off or tear during sex. If the condom is too tight, it is likely to tear which renders it useless for protecting against STIs, STDs, and pregnancy. The alternative is that they are too loose, and so they can slip off in the heat of the moment. Again, this means that the condom is no longer protecting you.
For Guan-Hao Pan, the solution was simple. Instead of selling condoms based on the different things they can do, like tingle, cool, warm, etc., he decided that condoms should instead be sold be size… and the most universal way of measuring is by using vegetables.
The packets of condoms come in tubes shapes like different fruits, like bananas, zucchini, and carrots. You then simply choose the one that best matches the size of your cock. By choosing the condoms that best suit the length and width of your dick, you are making sure that your safe sex stays safe, by avoiding tears and loose condoms slipping off.

Designer condoms

The Oops team and the Guan-Hao Pan group are not the only ones to decide that we need nice looking condoms to get people more interested in buying them and using them for safe sex. If you have thought of it being on a condom, the chances are that they already exist… it is just a case of finding them.
Some of the popular novelty condoms you can buy come wrapped in foils that have been carefully designed. Star Wars fans will be pleased to know that you can get one that says “I will not be your father” on them… and you can even buy glow in the dark ones. You know, for those moments when you are struggling to find a dick in the dark and want to pretend that your cock is a lightsaber.
There are also companies out there who believe that putting pretty patterns on the condoms themselves will go a long way. They see them “as the new jewellery” for intimacy, and while they can be quite pricey (a twin pack will cost just under 115 Norwegian krone), they are proving to be popular, as the company Made In Love are continuing to make design after design. They basically make your cock look like a sexy tattoo sleeve… which you probably won’t see a lot of the time because it will be in a nice, wet hole.
Last year, I asked if the designers of condoms were going too far, and given the number of new condoms that have been released since, I think it is safe to say that we really are taking things too far.

Encouraging safe sex or simply gimmicks?

People are currently ranting and raving about these new types of condoms. They are sure that they will make the difference in the world, and that people will start to take their sexual health that little bit more seriously. However, for a lot of people, they aren’t so sure that this will be enough. Will making condoms look cute really make people want to buy them more, or is it just a gimmick to get people talking about the subject?
If it is just a gimmick to get people talking about sexual health, then we can’t deny that it is working. People are talking about the subject, discussing whether we need new designer condoms like this, and whether they will really be enough to change things. They are also talking about the fact that, for some people, they just want to have something attractive to look at on a cock.
Personally, I couldn’t care less what the condom looks like. If it glows in the dark, if it has a nice spiral pattern on it, or if it is just a plain colour, I’m not too fussed… as long as it does its job. Is it just me, or do you agree on this one? Perhaps you have heard about some more unusual condoms out there? We want to hear from you. Let us know what you think by leaving a comment in the box below, or by heading over to the Escort Norway forum and joining in the discussion there.

A.I Sex Dolls & Robot Brothels… What Next?

The way that people have been talking lately, you’d think that the world is going mad… especially when it comes to sex. People have been going mental about the fact that you can buy sex dolls, and this has only been made worse by other stories hitting the web. It seems that robot brothels might soon be a norm… what next?

There are so many different ideas about the future of sex that it has become hard to figure out what is fantasy and what might soon be fact. So here on the Escort Norway blog we take a look what the future of sex might be… and just what might be coming next.

The popularity of sex dolls

Sex toys are great and everything, but sometimes we want more than just a toy. Ladies get a rubber dick to fuck, while men get a hole to slip their cock in and out of. It doesn’t seem anywhere near as exciting as actually having sex.
So some clever person decided that the best thing to do was to create sex toys unlike any other. They wanted to give toys a full figure to make it seem as though you are actually having sex with another person.
Using all kinds of technology, they have been working hard to make sex dolls as realistic as possible. It used to be that they were simply plastic inflatables that people would buy as a joke… and then eventually try just to see how it was. Now they have moveable limbs, realistic looking faces, and soft skin to touch.

Being upgraded to sexbots

For a lot of people though, this wasn’t enough. They longed for something more from their sex dolls. They wanted it to not just be a hole to fuck. They want them to actually react to the things that they do. So, of course, someone decided that adding AI to sex dolls was a good idea.
AI, otherwise known as artificial intelligence, is the kind of thing that you see from Siri or Cortana when you speak to your phone and look for an answer. It is a computer intelligence that can answer your questions and come up with answers… but with sex robots, it works a little differently.
The hope is that the AI will be able to tell you different things and join in with the dirty talk that you might enjoy. It could encourage you, telling you that you are doing the right thing in the bedroom, and leave you feeling amazing.

Robot brothels

People are now buying these sex robots and sex dolls with AI because they believe that they are perfect for them to use. They give you the chance to experience sex in a whole new way, and it is perfect for those with a robot fetish.
However, it seems that people now thing that these kinky robots can be used in another way, and that is by setting up brothels. It is estimated that, by 2015, things like robot brothels will be common in many different countries.
Some believe that this will eliminate sex work altogether… but most people aren’t convinced. Yes, there are plenty of people out there with the desire to fuck sex robots, but replacing people? We don’t think so. People still want to have that human touch with another person. Maybe one day the technology will catch up and take the dolls out of the uncanny valley, but we imagine people are going to want to see other people for a long time to come.

Technology and sex: a step too far?

So, the dolls are now being given artificial intelligence, and soon sex robots might become so big that there will be sex robot brothels that you can attend if you feel like enjoying sex in a totally different way. What next?
Given the huge advancements in technology, we imagine that soon you will be able to buy sex robots with different programs installed so that they can do different things. For example, you might be able to buy one that will perform a strip tease for you, with a little bit of help from you to get them out of their clothes. But is technology taking things too far?
I don’t know about you, but when it comes to sex, I like to keep things simple. Some sex toys are complicated enough as it is, and when you are in the mood the last thing you want to do is spend your time struggling to get it to work for you. What do you think? Would you visit a sex robot brothel or do you think you’ll stick with your hand instead?

Sex And Technology: Should It Mix?

We use technology for everything. It used to be that you simply went out for a run, but now you have to get your phone ready with your music and your run tracker, or have your fitness tracker strapped around your wrist ready to go. No matter where we turn, we are surrounded by technology, and it is creeping into the bedroom.

There are so many different pieces of technology that you can use to improve your sex life and make your fun sex sessions with your partner even better… but are we taking things too far? Should we be using sex tech, or should we be sticking with the tried and tested methods?

Sex toys for men

Many people have been complaining that there aren’t enough sex toys for men. If you are looking for a toy for some alone time, your choices are cock rings, masturbation sleeves, or butt plugs. Not very exciting or innovative.
This is where Brian Sloan comes in with the Autoblow 2. It is one of the few sex toys out there specifically for men to use without needing to keep pumping with their hands. The toy slowly pumps your cock so you don’t have to, but many people don’t feel entirely comfortable putting their dick inside of it. Can you guess why?

Original source: Buzzfeed

This toy, honestly, looks like some kind of torture device. It looks like a modern version of something from the Middle Ages, designed to make you talk and give up all of your secrets. The worst thing is that you are supposed to put your penis inside of it.
The description on the original Indiegogo campaign might describe it as “the original massage chair for your penis”, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable even putting a finger inside of it!

Sex toys for women

On the other hand, women have a huge number of sex toys to choose from. If you can think of it, it will exist. Sure, we tend to stick with things like dildos and vibrators, as they are safe. That said, you can still get them in unusual shapes. If you are feeling particularly patriotic, you might decide to treat yourself to the Daffadildo.
One thing that really drives sex toy innovation and technology is curiosity. Curiosity means that we want to explore a little more. You might find that something feels really good to you during foreplay, and so you want to explore it more. You might even want to watch your pussy while you cum, using a mirror to see what happens.

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However, some people, it seems, were curious about what is going on inside when they cum. And so we have the selfie vibrator. It is a vibrator that, you guessed it, has a camera inside of it. This means that, while you fuck yourself, you can see what is happening inside your pussy.
Personally, this has never been something I’ve been curious about. The last thing on my mind when I’m enjoying the vibrations is “I wonder what the inside of my cunt looks like right now”.

Couples sex toys

There is an even bigger variety of sex toys out there for couples. Whether you want to explore BDSM with spanking paddles and ropes for bondage or you simply want to use a cock ring to make yourself last longer as you fuck her, you have so many choices available to you.
The sheer number of choices means that sex toy manufacturers have to get a little creative, which is where remote control toys come in, like those from OhMiBod. The huge range of sex toys on their website shows just how far they are pushing the boat out.

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You can now get sex toys you can control through your phone, thanks to Bluetooth. This means that you could, in theory, sit on the other side of the room while your partner has the toy pressed against their body. One even sits nicely inside of underwear, meaning you could even go to a fancy dinner and make her cum as you enjoy your after dinner coffees.
The strangest that they have available, however, has to be the music vibrators. The vibrator can work with “virtually any electronic audio output source with a 3.5mm jack”. This means that mp3 players, your mobile phone, and even electric guitars could work. You could literally rock her world and while it seems like a great idea, we wonder how practical it would be in reality.

A step too far for technology?

I can understand people trying to make the biggest and best sex toys out there. I can even understand technology being used to create new and marvellous toys for us to try out… but is it going a step too far?
It seems that we are getting to the point where we are relying on the tech to do the job for us, instead of getting to work ourselves. We are becoming more and more lazy in bed, as we can simply switch on a toy and make our partner cum with minimal effort.

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Yes, sex toys are great as an aid in bed, but they are often used to replace your partner completely. Nobody wants replacing by a shaking silicone schlong!
What do you think? Has technology taken things that little too far, or is the sextech available actually a fantastic thing that we should be applauding? Let us know what you think by leaving a comment in the box below.