Three Tips To Get your Girlfriend To Give You a Blowjob!

Guys, I have to be honest with you. Not every woman is into giving blowjobs in the bedroom. They hurt their jaws, they make them drool too much, and they make their necks tired when they’ve been bobbing their head up and down for 20 minutes straight.

In some cases, the thought of a throbbing cock in their mouths can put a lot of women off, which would put a downer on you and your erection.
However, not all hope is lost, even if you’re with a girlfriend that’s not a fan of giving blowjobs.
If she says to you that she completely hates them, you can cheekily reply back by saying that she hasn’t been with the right cock yet. Be warned, though, act cocky with her, and you’ll receive some evil looks and end up being ghosted on WhatsApp and Facebook. Nevertheless, if you’re not a dickhead, and you always make sure that your hygiene is top notch, then you’ll probably receive a blowjob that you won’t ever want to forget…

#1. Make sure that your cum tastes good

Alt-Tag: The first step to achieve the ultimate blowjob is to make sure that your diet is high in fresh fruit and wholegrains
The first step is always the hardest to complete, but it’s also one of the most important for you to pass, so you could proceed to step 2 and 3 without any hassle. You’ll probably know how important it is to make sure to have good, healthy, tasty semen flowing in their balls, but it’s hard to put what you have to do into action.
Additionally, you’ll probably already know what to eat and drink to have good, healthy, tasty semen flowing in your balls:
• Pineapple Juice
• Bananas
• Oranges
• Almonds (Filled with Omega 3)
• Any wholegrain food that’s considered healthy or vegan

Furthermore, I’m sure that you all know what you need to avoid creating semen that’s…not so good:
• Cigarettes
• Fatty Meats
• Alcohol (Beer is the worst, apparently)
• Processed Foods
• Anything that is generally bad but tastes so good
Why am I giving you this list? The better tasting your cum is, the more likely your girlfriend would give you a hot blowjob, and the more likely your girlfriend would swallow your load. Remember, it’s important to feed your partner well with a nutritious supply of lean protein.

#2 Keep your manscape nice and tidy

Alt-Tag: The second step to achieve the ultimate blowjob is to keep your pubic hair nice and trimmed, which is also known as manscaping
One of the most awkward things that could occur while receiving a blowjob is your girlfriend choking on a piece of your hair; it happened to me before, and I had to push the guy away because he continued to thrust his shaft down my throat.
Now, not all woman like hairy bushes, but neither do they like a pair of bald eggs. Therefore, it’s important to manscape your man-ish area, also known as trimming your pubic forest, and make sure that it’s at the right length to make your cock & balls look attractive, and to not be easily pulled off so it looks like you’re malting while you’re having sex.

#3 Move your hips, but not like Jagger

Alt-Tag: The final step to achieve your ultimate blowjob is to thrust your hips back and forth like a pornstar
You’re going to have to face it guys, the ultimate blowjob cannot be performed by your girlfriend alone, unless she really knows how to touch your tip in the right place, and how to suck on your balls with the right amount of vacuum. Nearly all of the guys I’ve been with always move their hips when they’re receiving a blowjob from me, especially when they’re sitting down or standing up.
Not only would this step give your girlfriend’s neck a bit of ease, but it will also look hot to see your partner looking up at you while you slide your shaft in and out of her mouth; that’s just my personal opinion. Then again, you don’t always have to move your hips like a pornstar, you can always do a variety of blowjob positions that would make your girlfriend’s pussy hot and wet too, such as ‘The Lean Back’ and the ‘Hump & Pump’.
Overall, these three steps may be simple enough for you to do, but actually putting these steps into motion is the hardest part. Fear not, though, for you would receive the ultimate blowjob that you have been dying to experience from a woman that’s not a fan of fellatio.